he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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