yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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