dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i used baking grease as lip gloss
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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