You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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