Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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