Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
please don't ironically join a cult
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