DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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