does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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