I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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