I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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