so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How does one acquire holy water?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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