Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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