Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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