May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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