No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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