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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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