We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize