Me too!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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