Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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