I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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