you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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