I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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