He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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