Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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