Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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