Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just want to make out with him forever
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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