would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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