just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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