I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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