He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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