I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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