My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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