Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it glows. i had to have it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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