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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(703): I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one. http://tfl.nu/4drw

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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(414): hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me. http://tfl.nu/ash4

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.

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Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.

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(724): If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground. (724): Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday. http://tfl.nu/bc8e

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(516): View more from New York

I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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(516): I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar http://tfl.nu/ulgt

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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This is sufficient.

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(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living (1-412): bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug (412): This is sufficient. http://tfl.nu/p15m

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(469): View more from Texas

It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.

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(469): It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays. http://tfl.nu/21z4

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?

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(859): he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in? http://tfl.nu/0531

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(815): View more from Illinois

I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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(815): I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire. http://tfl.nu/5e7s

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.

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(918): In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you. http://tfl.nu/i5hi

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(802): View more from Vermont

think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....

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(802): think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight.... http://tfl.nu/1kod

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!

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(814): she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!! http://tfl.nu/3a3w

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(404): View more from Georgia

Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it

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(404): Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it http://tfl.nu/ez1e

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(702): View more from Nevada

She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...

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(702): She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her... http://tfl.nu/8w76

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(907): View more from Alaska

When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.

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(907): When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President. http://tfl.nu/0joq

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(510): View more from California

Do they make liter beers?

(727): View more from Florida

They make 40s

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Do they make 2 liter beers

(727): View more from Florida

They make 2 40s

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(510): Do they make liter beers? (727): They make 40s (510): Do they make 2 liter beers (727): They make 2 40s http://tfl.nu/pvof

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