hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question