found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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