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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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