exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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