I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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