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(270): View more from Kentucky

I wanna come home

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And do what?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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(650): View more from California

Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy

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you suck at sexting

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt

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It’s a glorious dick miracle!

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