Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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