I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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