HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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