Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We need to get me chipped asap
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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