When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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