with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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