I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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