There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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