Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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