Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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