can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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