No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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