VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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