My brain says no but my pants say off.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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