It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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