Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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