If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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