We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
the raccoons are back...
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